>Death doesn’t become him

>A faked death but the way he went, my God, I post it but I cannot read it again. You are warned.

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Written with care by Blake Bowman.

I think I heard (without devulging too much) that a pot of mashed potatoes over heated….Bishop, being the hero that he is, came back in after evacuation of the kitchen to valiantly drag another man out that was washing dishes. Sadly, the pot exploded and Bishop died on the way to the infirmary….drenched in blood stained garlic buttered Idaho spuds. But, I think we can all agree, this is the way he would have wanted.
A goddamn true american hero.

DAMN YOU KERRY VOTERS….LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE!!11111

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