>Doctor Slang

>You know when you’re at the doctors or in the hospital and you think the doctor is talking in medical terminology. well actually he is probably just insulting.

I’ve a load of mates who are doctors and showed them this. They laughed and knew them all.

CTD – Circling the Drain (A patient expected to die soon)
GLM – Good looking Mum
GPO – Good for Parts Only
TEETH – Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy
UBI – Unexplained Beer Injury
NFN (Normal for Norfolk), – countryside area
FLK (Funny looking kid)
GROLIES (Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence in Ethnic Skirt). – leftsh newspaper
TTFO – Told To Fuck Off
DBI – Dirt Bag Index
PPGT – Pissed Patient Got Thumped
PPFO – Pissed Patient Fell Over
CRI – Cranial-Rectal Insertion or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass syndrome)
Cranio-faecal Syndrome – s**t for brains
DIFFC – Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. no medical problem)
DWPA – Death/Dying With Paramedic Assistance
ERNOBW – Engine Running, No One Behind the Wheel (stupid)
FDSTW – Found Dead Stayed That Way
FLUF – Funny Little Ugly F*cker
FTF – Failed to Fly (botched suicide)
Gorillacillin – very powerful antibiotic
GUCCI – Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh female with sexually transmitted chlamydial infection)
Hi 5 – HIV positive (“V” being Roman for 5)
Eiffel Syndrome – explanation given by a patient with a foreign object in the rectum
Kaiser Soze – Registrar with an uncanny ability to disappear (not answer phone or pager) when there is work to be done (from movie ‘The Usual Suspects’)

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